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Joke of the Day
"My heart is like an onion... I'm never getting a discount organ transplant again"
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"The person who owns Hovis is from my local area. Born and bred."
"God: done? Noah: yea G: whats this Noah proudly: a swing set G: u built a park. I asked for an ark N: a what? G: a boat N: say boat then"
"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted."
"There's a spider that's been in the same place on my living room wall for an hour so he's essentially also watching Shrek."
"Why do milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder"
"1 Direction. More like 0.8 Direction."
"Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!"
"How do you get a woman to pick cotton?' Set her tampon string on fire."
"People who go jogging, you realise we have cars now, right?"