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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 69-ing in China? Tu Can Chu"
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"What is the difference between being hungry and horny? What she means by ""eating out."""
"There's a lot of speculation about the new iPhone. It's expected to have a larger screen and a better operating system. Yes, the new iPhone will be called last year's Samsung Galaxy."
"What's a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !"
"Women v/s men"
"Been going to the gym now for 6 weeks and have noticed some huge improvements. For one, they've fixed the water cooler."
"To the guy who invented Zero... Thanks for nothing!"
"*at the gym* Trainor: Have a donut. Me: Wow! Sure! T: Here's some pizza. M: What kind of trainer are you? T: I'm a Megan Trainor."
"Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it."
"OC Dr. Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty? Dalek themselves clean"