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Joke of the Day

"Been going to the gym now for 6 weeks and have noticed some huge improvements. For one, they've fixed the water cooler."

"My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her. It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine."

"Bad jokes are like farts... ....better to let them pass."

"I liked you better before we met."

"I was arrested on my way to school today on suspicion of being a terrorist Turns out I bombed the test"

"What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink? A ""casual tea"""

"My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold."

"Robin Williams: *Goes for hi-five* C'mon man, don't leave me hanging."

"Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one."

"A drum set falls out of a tree. Ba-dum-tis"