207155

Joke of the Day

"Women v/s men"

Next Joke
 
"What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!"
"Dark Humour Dark humour is not everyone's cup of liquidised dead baby"
"All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)"
"What did the dope dealer say after he got a colonic? I don't got shit."
"I'm shaking my hands to get my nail polish to dry and now this deaf guy outside wants to know how the story ends."
"""Moooooooo"" - bilingual donkey"
"Everyone knows that lighting our farts is great, but when are we gonna be able to vape our farts?"
"What grades did Fidel Castro get at school? Full Marx"
"Overheard a woman telling another woman ""It's $150 and she supplies all the turtles"" and whatever it is, I'm in."