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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff."
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"When it comes to anagrams, I don't know my earholes from my arsehole."
"How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time? Give her the dong."
"A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a horse all walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess? The latter is a group of cunning runts."
"Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie about how beauty is only skin deep. What's important is that you're rich & you have a giant castle"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. Jk rowling"
"Him: Sometimes you can be a little... loud. Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM A DELICATE FLOWER"
"What's better than roses on a piano Tulips on an organ."
"If I worked at Starbucks I'd pull a Napoleon Dynamite every time. ""I see you're drinking 2%, is that because you think you're fat?"""