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Joke of the Day

"Which state has the highest suicide rate ? The Islamic State."

"Yo' daddies house is so old. . . . . . that when you ring the doorbell the toilet flushes. Booyah!"

"My roommate said he gets laid ten times more than me. 0x10=0"

"Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere."

"I can beatbox. I can beatbox with my ass, But it sounds like shit."

"*dinosaur at zoo roars at me* ""ROAR"" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this ""GROWL"" hmm ""SHOUT"" hmmm ""YELL"" hmmmmm ""HOLLER"" oh its a thesaurus"""

"""I was on Vine before it was cool."" - Tarzan"

"Why aren't cowboy jokes funny? Ya herd one, ya herd em all."

"What do clouds wear during a storm? Thunderwear"

"Why should you avoid people dressed as celery? They could be stalking you!"