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Joke of the Day
"Jared Fogle gets sentenced 15 1/2 years in prison At least he'll still be able to enjoy footlongs"
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"My sex life is just like my typing skills. One handed."
"The guy who invented urine therapy died a few days ago. May be rest in peace."
"Give a girl an inch and she'll want the other 6 too"
"My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word ""ironic""... ...which was ironic, because we were at the train station."
"My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding. She got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again."
"What do you call it when Einstein faps? A stroke of genius."
"Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn't had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes."
"Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white? Because they never use them"
"The Most Disgusting Joke You'll Ever Hear A young boy was licking out an old lady when all of a sudden he tasted horse cum. He sat up and said ""oh...grandma, so that's how you died"""