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Joke of the Day
"Jared Fogle gets sentenced 15 1/2 years in prison At least he'll still be able to enjoy footlongs"
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"Hannibal Lecter tells his first victim what he is going to do to him... Victim- ""You are shitting me..."" Hannibal- ""Not yet"""
"If you ever feeling worthless, just remember that Gotham City has a police department."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak? Because their entire species is extinct."
"A man walked into a bar and took a girl home. What drink did he have at home? A bloody Mary."
"Circumcision. My parents paid the bill, but I left the tip."
"What do magistrates have with their water? Just ice."
"Pizza is a good argument against nihilism."
"12 YEAR OLD: I wrote a movie script called Suicide Squad but it's bad *throws in trash* HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: *walks by trash* Hey what's this"
"Ive recently been under the weather but now im in a stable conditon My rooms filthy and there is shit everywhere"