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Joke of the Day

"The guy who invented urine therapy died a few days ago. May be rest in peace."

"How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods? Very exciting"

"Remember when you were young and everything was new and you were filled with optimism and hope? Anyway here's a new thing to buy from Apple."

"To celebrate Star Wars we baked some ""Wookie Cookies"". They were a little on the Chewy side."

"One of the best ways to prepare for marriage is to wait 15 minutes in your car before going anywhere."

"If I was a coach, time outs would be awkward silences ending with, ""So, any good YouTube stuff?"""

"My friend drove into a tree earlier... I wonder if he's oaky"

"Can't believe it's 2012 and still possible for me to cut myself shaving."

"Some people passed away from toxic fumes in the apartments I constructed. I was just making the ceilings asbestos I could."

"What did the cat say after reading """"To Kill a Mockingbird""? I want a refund: there's not one darn thing about how to kill a bird *anywhere* in this book."