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Joke of the Day
"My sex life is just like my typing skills. One handed."
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"KONY 2012 What Uganda do about it?"
"What did Grandma say to the frog? Something racist, probably."
"My psychic is a talented blind woman. She has a fifth sense."
"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Only if he's a billionaire. Credits to Kevin Hart"
"Roses are red-ish... Violets are blue-ish. If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish."
"Peanuts HEY THERE SO TWO PEANUTS ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND ONE WAS ASSAULTED. http://www.masterpiecepumpkins.com/Graphics/RodneyDangerfield%20%20_orig.jpg"
"Why can't SCAT be legally banned? I could've gone my whole life without seeing that shit."
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket ... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
"Idk what was worse, the fact that my girlfriend text me saying ""sorry breaking up with you"" or that a minute later she text me back ""sorry wrong number."""