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Joke of the Day
"What do nine out of ten people like? Gang rape."
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"What's a cokeheads favorite TV show? Whose Line is it Anyway"
"I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime."
"Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?"
"Just bought a raffle ticket, top prize a Mediterranean cruise. Last week's was a rollover"
"A farmer has 178 cows roaming freely in his field. After he rounds them up, he has 200 cows."
"Ladies, if you're over 50, you may wanna rethink the cowboy hat. It's terrifying."
"A Jew walks into a wall with an erection. Gets a broken nose. What does an Asian get? A broken nose."
"Here's a Metallica joke for you. St. Anger."
"I wonder why so many of us don't read our own emails and texts closely... ...until AFTER we have hat the 'send' button."