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Joke of the Day
"How do you find the vegan on tumblr they find you"
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"Damn that lawnmower.... No matter how much I like a film, I can only give it one thumb up."
"My driving teacher asked me where the gas is. Second door on the right."
"What does a ghost drink? Boo's."
"Sorry boss, I set my alarm for 7PM instead of 7AM and that's why I haven't been at work in six years."
"What comes before OP? QWERTYUI"
"Just fell into a toilet last night and now I'm feeling really sad... Been down in the dumps all day."
"At first I didn't know how to dig a trench but then I got to the bottom of it."
"Just once I want to see ""Soooo many animals harmed in the making of this movie. Like, SO many. An insane amount. Too many, probably."""
"911: What's your emergency? ""I put the Ford in affordable housing."" 911: Are you flirting? ""No I crashed into some apartments. SEND HELP"""