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Joke of the Day

"Sending everyone soggy empty boxes this year with a note - Hope you enjoy this expensive ice sculpture made in your honor. #CheapChristmas"

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"I hate it when adults try to relate to youth using slang. Guess that's what makes me a woke bae."
"If FedEx and Ups merged would they call it Fed UP?"
"I keep hearing so much talk about ISIS right now... They're really blowing up."
"what is donald trump's favourite party game? JINGO!"
"Apparently im amazing at managing my credit card My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"
"What did Melania Trump say to her speech writer? Thanks, Obama."
"The fact that twitter is at it's busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems"
"First Woman On The Moon... First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""
"The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes!"