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Joke of the Day

"My doctor says i have that ""Hannah Montana"" illness He said it was a Miley Virus"

"My son asked me what made the Fourth Crusade different from the first three. I told him it was a little unorthodox."

"My ex said he would die for me. All I'm saying is, it was his suggestion."

"I wanted to roll a joint but i didn't have any paper. Lucky that i still had my iphone.."

"A boy walked into class 20 minutes late and really high. My teacher asked him why he was so late and he said, ""I don't know, I think there were more stairs than usual."""

"I almost banged my wife in the ass last night.. Coworker: Well, what happened? Me: She woke up!"

"What do you call a grandma without teeth giving you a blowjob? No denture adventure."

"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."

"Did you hear about the guy who'd just broken up with his Asian girlfriend? He felt a little disoriented."

"So Charles Manson is getting married... Yeah, I thought life imprisonment was a big enough punishment already."