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Joke of the Day
"""YOU AIN'T SHIT WITHOUT ME! YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE NOTHING!"" - syrup to pancakes."
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"One in every 2 and a half men is HIV positive."
"Hello, Atheist Ghostbusters? Yes? I have a ghost in my bathroom. No, you don't. Oh, right. Thanks so much! That's why we're here."
"What is the cheapest date ever? Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side."
"Who is Joseph Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy"
"I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world."
"Best joke ever Why is the orange Rolling down the road? Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:"
"By the time my father was my age he had amassed, like, 30 coffee cans full of screws. I have none. What have I done with my life?"
"""Hey bro shotgun this beer"" No I don't drink ""You wanna be cool don't you?"" I don't drink ""C'mon NERD!"" Grandma PLEASE stop"
"If your relationship has more issues than a magazine stand then I suggest you cancel that subscription"