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Joke of the Day

"I Thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant... But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"

"ME: snakes are mean TEACHER: right ME: but it's not their fault. They have 2 ends & no legs TEACHER: ok ME: so the ends justify the mean"

"Pi-ku Math is fun When Mixed with some pie"

"If Jesus came back today, hipsters would be like ""whatever Jesus, the book was better."""

"I think I'm addicted to roofies... I can't remember though"

"Thanks for being here right on time. We'll see you in a few hours. - Doctors"

"I love playing chess with bald men in the park, but it's hard to find 32 of them. -Emo Phillips"

"Damn, girl! Is that a mirror in your pocket?... ...You conceited bitch!"

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested this morning. Have you heard about this? Yeah, police say he was charged with battery."

"A man walks into a bar. He lost the limbo competition."