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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a duck that likes to steal? A Robber Ducky!"

"What is the world coming too? Porn."

"Pal: That's an impressive stingray. How'd you catch it? Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way."

"I don't believe in beating my kids, so I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt & crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me."

"How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....? ""NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"""

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? dam"

"Just saw you on the beach and think you might look better in something that covers you a bit more. Like your car."

"I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"Fun prank: Find a sleeping spider, crawl in its mouth and lay your eggs. Turn the tables. Give nature the finger. Live it up."

"Ghost joke How could a ghost have two moms One of them has to be a transparent"