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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets. *Friend posted this. Gave me a good laugh."

"What is the hardest thing about staring at a pile of dead babies? (Possible NSFW) My erection."

"I was raised by my father. He was a competitive poker player."

"If I die, I'm gonna kill myself. I just couldn't live without me."

"Two gay deer walk out of a bar... One turns to the other and says ""damn dude, I cant beleive you blew twenty bucks in there"""

"I hate having sex with my partner while we're camping... It's two fucking in tents."

"Ban land mines now! It's time to put our foot down."

"Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of S#!t... ...the first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, ""Come on man! I'm Eatin' Here!"" Boom."

"A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. ""Hey kid,"" he shouted. ""Why don't you go outside and play?"""

"Christian Mingle: God has hidden a spouse for you on our website. Pay us $30 and see if you can find them."