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Joke of the Day
"A seal walks in to a club... haha"
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"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking JK Rowling"
"Why do social justice warriors hate math? all the inequalities"
"What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !"
"I need to know your best 'Yo Mama' Joke. I just got schooled in a Yo mama rank fest(Yes i'm 39, so what) and I need some serious ammo to get back at this ass. Thank you all."
"I like my women like I like my golf Over 80 and handicapped"
"I was going to make a joke about vaginas. But you'll never get it."
"Her: Sir, you account has been hacked. Me: Twitter? Her: No. Your Bank acc. Me: Ooooh Thank God."
"*lights a joint* Woah, fire! Ow! My elbow!"
"Laura Bassett must be an alcoholic... She couldn't even wait for the game to finish before she hit the bar!"