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Joke of the Day

"Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia? The airport is Snowden"

"As advertised I opened a can of evaporated milk today. It was empty."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean in my bed."

"What's a Muslims favourite animal? Its Lamb"

"Why did the chicken run out of the brothel? Whore moans."

"What is the hardest part in coming out of the closet? Telling your parents you are gay."

"Any writer can be a ghost writer if you kill them"

"All I'm saying is no one ever country westerns you like a hurricane."

"it's not abuse if the substance likes it."

"One time I didn't masturbate for 11 years... and then I turned 12."