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Joke of the Day
"Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia? The airport is Snowden"
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"I love how fresh & clean my bathroom smells after I've killed a spider with a full bottle of windex"
"Where do hipsters buy their clothes? Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH."
"The police came to my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes My dogs don't even have bikes"
"Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they're so rare."
"I like my women how I like my microwaved food. Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside."
"What is half the diameter of a radish? ...the radiush."
"Every time I fold laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and keep folding...."
"Wives are also like hurricanes... When they come they're wet and wild, when they leave they take your house and your car."
"The worst part of eating vegetables getting them out the wheelchair"