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Joke of the Day

"Oprah and Hilary have a backup plan if trump wins The catcher in the rye is going to be featured in Oprah's book club"

"The FAA can register my drone... ...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head."

"Knock Knock ! [nsfw ish] ""Whos there?"" ""Wilma"" ""Wilma whom?"" ""Wilma Dickfit."""

"I hired a golf pro to tell me what's wrong with my tee shots He said I was standing too close to the ball, after I hit it."

"What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose? 15 lbs and a flannel shirt."

"Dude, the water from the sink is sooo hot... I would tap that."

"What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels."

"Today is National Girlfriend's Day. But it will never be National Marriage Day. The calendar's just not ready for that kind of commitment."

"you may think the reason there is a pickaxe in the ice sculpture of a swan is 'i was trying to break the ice' but it is actually 'i hate it'"

"If women lactate... Then men..."