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Joke of the Day

"Two hikers are standing on a bridge over a stream, peeing over the side. First hiker: ""Wow, this water's cold."" Second hiker: ""And deep."""

"Rehab is for quitters, and Lindsay Lohan is no quitter."

"I went to a seminar on drilling methods yesterday... Boring!"

"Ever heard the song Coldplay wrote about the American Civil War? It goes: ""When you try your best, but you don't secede""."

"I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane."

"How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor? They'll tell you."

"When an intoxicated person is blabbering, 60% of whatever he/she says is true."

"Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger."

"What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing."

"I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley. I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome."