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Joke of the Day
"I think it works! GUYS! I just invented time travel!"
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"If a group of lions is called a pride, then a group of humans should be called an embarrassment."
"I'm afraid my dog is an alcoholic. She just can't seem to hold her licker."
"This guy in the elevator asked for my number so I wrote it on his arm. Apparently he meant which floor, so that was awkward."
"Why are Japanese people all skinny? Because of their national diet."
"What did the gassy mummy say to the other gassy mummy? ""We have toots in common"""
"Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M"
"What do you call a cute shortcoming? Flaww"
"I went for a job interview today... The interviewer said to me, What would you say your greatest weakness is? I said, I think Id have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength."
"What did the horny Astronomer say to the telescope? I wanna see Uranus."