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Joke of the Day

"I'm afraid my dog is an alcoholic. She just can't seem to hold her licker."

"NSFW What word starts with a 'C' and then ends with 'U-N-T'? ""Count"" you dumb cunt."

"The Edmonton Oilers"

"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... ...then my illegal logging business is a success"

"The driver & Police Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? Blow up dolls."

"why did god make girls so stupid? so that they would love boys"

"Sure the Michael Jordan underpants are good, but a lot of it is Scotty Pippen. He defends the balls."