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Joke of the Day
"i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt have any chicken so i fried an egg adn waited a few years"
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"How did the media know JFK was cheating on his wife? They saw him getting blown in the back seat."
"""The club can't even handle me right now."" What, like structurally? Should we call an engineer? Evacuate? Please advise."
"Totally thought I was on the phone with my mom for an hour today. Was Daniel Day Lewis the whole time. Damn he's good."
"Since Monopoly replaced its tiny iron, the talking mice in my walls now all have wrinkled shirts."
"Hmm. Nissan Altima TV commercial boasts NASA inspired zero-gravity seats. But if you're in zero gravity, you don't need seats"
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-six year olds? [NSFW] There's 20 of them..."
"I was going to be a banker... But I lost interest"
"Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools? They were looking in Oldowan places"
"My wife said to take the dogs for a walk because they looked like they needed to go out. But I think they're full of crap."