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Joke of the Day

"What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing."

"""Only God can judge me"" People who've never been to Whole Foods."

"In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you."

"The parachute making business must be great! Because nobody ever comes back to complain about a failed chute!"

"Car insurance companies got it right Don't date women under 25!"

"How are synagogues like lemons? They're full of acidic juice."

"If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species."

"There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe, call in sick tomorrow."

"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand binary code, And those who don't."

"Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there are Targets on every corner."