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Joke of the Day
"Teacher : What's your favourite letter ? Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus ?"
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"I'm bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on."
"Hickory dickory dock Three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one And the other two got away with minor injuries."
"""Have you tried sleeping? Okay. And you've had enough burritos lately? Hmm. Well, this is puzzling."" - me as a doctor"
"Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black. I guess you could say that was dark humor? ;)"
"What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is? A widow"
"Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen."
"I get chills down my spine every time I hear the song Stayin' Alive... I don't know, there's something about the Bee Gees that just gives me the heebie jeebies"
"Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life.... Avoiding them"