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Joke of the Day

"There are two kinds of people in this world. People who say they piss in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."

"How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese? Caerphilly."

"How does a farmer count his cows?? with a Cowculator!!"

"Men who talk about how big their dick is actually have a tiny dick. Related: I'm hung like an Asian field mouse."

"What kind of government does Disney World have? A plutocracy"

"If you like Christmas so much why don't you merry it?"

"I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club ""Somebody I used to know"" probably wasn't the best song to pick"

"Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil? Because he took the hypocritic oath"

"What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A speech impediment."

"What is Hitler's favorite chocolate? Fuhrerro Rocher"