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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil? Because he took the hypocritic oath"

"Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called ""Headmaster?"""

"Did you hear the CEO of Twitter got in trouble for buying shares of rival companies? I guess it was a conflict of Pinterest."

"A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android ""What exactly is going on?"", I asked. He replied, ""A Major engineering feet."""

"I had never woken up to a blowjob before That is the last time I sleep with my mouth open on the subway!"

"*lady shares a wallet photo of her son* *i pull out a 20-part accordion wallet photo set of my dogs*"

"What's the difference between a mining company and priests? A mining company puts miners in shafts."

"My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse *but I beat her to it*"

"Friend showed me all the pics taken from the drone he got for Christmas, so I won't be renting the cottage on their farm after all."

"Does the KKK still exist? Yeah, they just changed their name to the LAPD..."