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Joke of the Day

"Reincarnation I told my wife that in the Hindu religion she could come back as something completely different. She said she wanted to come back as a cow. I told her she wasn't listening."

"I used to always do No Shave November At least until I started growing facial hair."

"To make it safer to use the mobile phone when I'm driving, I've deleted all my German male contacts. I now completely Hans free."

"How did the pig get out of the tree? The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)"

"Have you been to Iran? You shouldn't go, I heard they don't like Joggers there."

"What did Santa Claus say when Mrs. Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!"

"Ever just read somebody's post and think.... what th H is this person talking about? they never seem to make any sense."

"I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States."

"I told my wife she would look sexier with her hair back... She was pissed! Apparently that's a insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."

"Girls are like condoms They spend more time in the wallet than on your dick."