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Joke of the Day

"To make it safer to use the mobile phone when I'm driving, I've deleted all my German male contacts. I now completely Hans free."

"Me: I set a record for the rope climb in high school. 4-year-old: You climbed it the fastest? My wife: He cried the most."

"The local barber was arrested for selling drugs I think it's completely insane! I've been his customer for years and I had no clue he was a barber."

"What's big, black, and explodes when shaken? A COKe bottle."

"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing"

"I'm not racist because it's a crime. And crime is for black people."

"A police officer confronts a man who he thinks is high on marijuana. ""How high are you?"" He asks. ""No,you said it wrong, it's 'Hi! How are you?'"""

"Dentist pulled the wife's tooth, she cried. Dentist told her not to put anything hard in her mouth, I cried."

"BOVINE HIJINX Q; What do cows do for fun? A: They go to the moo-vies!"

"Where was the first chicken fried? In Greece."