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Joke of the Day
"I used to always do No Shave November At least until I started growing facial hair."
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"Sex is like chess You gotta know in which position to put the queen"
"Sometimes I leave a trail of pizza crumbs around the house so I can find my way back to the TV"
"What's Sauron's favorite soft drink? Mountain Dewm"
"When I get a dog I'm going to name it fart So I can yell ""COME FART!"" In public"
"what did the leper say to the hooker Keep the tip."
"Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog ""NO!"" and then more quietly, ""We talked about this!"""
"What do we want? TIME TRAVEL! When do we want it? THAT'S IRRELEVANT!"
"I ate an entire box of delicious Triscuit crackers, and 8 hours later gave birth to a wicker chair."
"It would be terrifying if Elizabeth I were alive today... ... Because she's dead. Note: Credit goes to my dryly-sarcastic history professor."