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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure, but if I died in your arms tonight, that makes you a suspect. At the very least."

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because she doesn't fit into B shells"

"So I tried to tell a friend of mine an Isis joke... but it was poorly executed"

"A photon is going through airport security... The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"I don't like road head I always have whiskey dick."

"I asked my co-worker if she liked Adele.. Co-worker: No, I haven't listened to any of her music actually. Me: Oh! Then you must be rolling in the deep!"

"In germany there are lots of jokes about the polish, so... What did Piotr get for christmas? ... Your iPod!"

"My Wife wears some very revealing shirts. Today's shirt says 'Nick's ATM code is 1234' on it."

"When is a man up and coming ? when he`s f*cking in an elevator. (ED.S)"

"If you woke up in the woods with a condom in your ass and no recollection of the night before, would you report it? No? Wanna go camping?"