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Joke of the Day
"I will never be okay with how Michael is spelled."
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"Hospitals are so shady nowadays... Even the doctors are drug dealers."
"Ugly Joke You're so ugly that you make ropes hang them self so they dont have to look at you"
"When someone slings shit at me, I like to duck and let it hit the person stabbing me in the back."
"""Ah, Mr Bond, I-"" *closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers* ""-wasn't expecting you."""
"What's a pirate's favorite subreddit? /r/matey"
"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little Nazis"
"What doesn't belong in this list? Wife, eggs, meat, blowjob. Blowjob doesn't belong. Why? Because you can beat your eggs, your meat, or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob!"
"What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone? I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone"
"""GRAAAAAAIIIINNNNS"" Vegetarian Zombie"