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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock.... -Knock Knock... -Who's There -Panther -Panther who? -Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue away with the wind !"

"Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own? because it was too tired."

"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"

"How Many Jews Does It Take To Open A Door? Obviously more than 6 million..."

"Me: kids, your mother & I are in a gang now. There's room for 2 more members Son: but there's 3 of us Me [petting both our dogs]: 3 what?"

"The grim reaper attends a funeral early in the day... as he gets there, he says, ""Good mourning, everyone"" Ill see myself out.."

"I don't understand why women love singing ""Let it go""... ...Since most of them keep grudges for life."

"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this"

"My wife and I were happy for 24 years. Then we met."