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Joke of the Day
"Where does a cow go to watch a film? The mooovies. pls tell to friends."
Next Joke
"Me: ""I'm so lonely."" Microscopic organism: ""Wow, I'm right here."""
"I once had a brush with Death and then a floss and a rinse; no woman wants to get intimate with a dark annihilator of souls with bad teeth."
"""So You've Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?"" That is definitely a reality show I would watch."
"Jake Roper from Vsauce 3 is cancer. too soon?"
"My 13 year old daughter just lit a cigarette at the kitchen table. I've never been more furious! And in front of her kids too!"
"Why are you breaking up with me? ""You treat your dog like a baby. It's weird"" Shh *puts hands over dog's ears* he's 26 months he understands"
"Every girl wants to be swept off her feet It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out"
"Why cant Mexicans smoke joints? They aint ever got any papers"
"Me: Have fun on your date. Son: What if she drinks too much, or gets high? Me: You really aren't my kid are you?"