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Joke of the Day
"The flat earth movement is really taking off.. There are flat earthers all around the globe"
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"Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London... Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam."
"Game of Thrones characters should have to wear jerseys with their names on the back"
"Fool me once, Shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me a thousand times, shame on the weatherman."
"ignorance or apathy? I dont know and I dont care"
"I'm a kleptomaniac It's ok though, I'm taking something for it"
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat-belt"
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an AR 15? One is responsible for the deaths of Americans, the other is an inanimate object."
"Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road."
"They should make fortune cookies with more obtainable fortunes: You will vacuum the living room. You will run into the coffee table."