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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach? No one ever told me to drink Naruto"

"What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman? one is a superhero and the other is a command."

"Dad is in the bath when his son walks in and asks what's that between your legs dad. He replies that's my hedgehog son. The son replies it's got a big cock for a hedgehog"

"A man was dissatisfied with a Chad Kroeger album he bought off of the 95% rack... So he returned it and got his Nickelback"

"Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads."

"So the waiter said ""The plate is hot"" and I said ""I'll be the judge of that, haha."" Anyhoo, I met a lot of nice people at the burn center."

"Kids, eat your vegetables. *reluctantly, they eat* [2 hrs later] *I eavesdrop on their convo* Daughter: Unionizing will help us bargain."

"Did you hear the joke about the blind prostitute? ...You really gotta hand it to her."

"What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath? Porridge."

"I carry a gun because I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by six."