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Joke of the Day

"So the waiter said ""The plate is hot"" and I said ""I'll be the judge of that, haha."" Anyhoo, I met a lot of nice people at the burn center."

"Confucius say, ""Man who can put bait on hook well... ...is a master baiter."""

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car? My car can hit 50"

"Everyday is a good day to walk through the forest, The fact that im dragging a dead body is completely irrelevant"

"How do you circumcise a guy in Alabama? You kick her sister in the chin!"

"My wife was happy when I told her a put a load in the dishwasher... Until 9 months later when Consuela's baby came out looking just like me!"

"Why did u eat it??? A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ""Mom, What's in u'r tummy?"" Mom answered ""Its a sweet, lovely baby."" Son says, ""If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"""

"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes 20 episodes"

"I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time."

"Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple, except for the elephant."