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Joke of the Day

"First Jon Stewart retires, then Brian Williams gets suspended. What's happening to fake news?"

"If i had a dollar for every Girl who found me unattractive... They will finally find me attractive"

"Why did the football coach go to Aldi? To get his quarter back!"

"One for the science guys: Q) How do you make a hormone? A) Don't pay her!"

"Q: What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? A: Wheeeeee!"

"What do you call a dirty Jew? Alive."

"Did you hear George R R Martin committed suicide? Yeah. I saw it coming too."

"What would the world be like without women? It would be a real pain in the ass!"

"I don't like telling people who have Beatlemania a joke. If they don't get it, they just won't let it be."

"The doorbell rings... A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step. She asks, ""Can I stay here for a few days?"" The man says, ""Sure you can."" And shuts the door."