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Joke of the Day
"What would the world be like without women? It would be a real pain in the ass!"
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"I blamed being late for work on Rush Hour... The next day I blamed it on Rush Hour 2 (Original credit goes to @murrman5 on twitter)"
"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."
"Anyone know where I can get a waterproof recliner for my shower??"
"I used to be a necropheliac... [NSFW] ...but then some rotten asshole split on me."
"more like Clifford the Big Red Reason we are Homeless"
"Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake."
"Whenever someone says they did something ""like a boss"" I assume that means they didn't do it at all and are taking credit for it."
"What's the difference between tired and exhausted? When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted."
"I need to get my spine removed.. It's been holding me back my whole life"