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Joke of the Day
"Why did the football coach go to Aldi? To get his quarter back!"
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"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C."
"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."
" You're born. You grow up. You believe in Santa. You stop believing in Santa. You look like Santa. You are Santa. You die."
"I just don't get bukkake It goes straight over my head."
"i love how flies rub their hands together like little criminals"
"Start with the answer. What's an easy way to ruin a good joke?"
"The show Hoarders is like a snooze button for cleaning your house, ""My place isn't that bad, I can go another week"""
"Fun typo: ""You ate the most important thing in my life."""
"I finally went to a therapist... ...and all that pervert did was ask me what I thought of a bunch of dirty pictures some guy named Rorschach painted."