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Joke of the Day

"You know what the worlds best play on words is? Scrabble."

"I support traditional marriage between a man and one of his own ribs."

"Batman Daughter ask; BD - What is puberty? B- Do you bleed? BD - ... B - You Will"

"Question and Answer Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements"

"What do you call a black person who smokes? An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this."

"Lil wayne becomes a comedian... Lol wayne"

"Destroying the Death Star was a terrorist act. Allah Ackbar!!!!!"

"Everytime I play Monopoly I get this dad joke. http://imgur.com/bbMl41W"

"Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China? That would be wong on so many levels!"

"remember when everyone was worried we'd reached ""peak TV"" with too much to watch then it turned out we're a tragic nation of unending racism"