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Joke of the Day

"You know what the worlds best play on words is? Scrabble."

"What was the shy rock's wish? To be a little boulder!"

"My healthcare policy basically only covers taking off my shoe to twist my sock around a little bit so the seam isn't right under my toe"

"Your restraining order says NO But your lazy eye says.......maybe later."

"today, i learned that ""Donald Trump"" is an anagram of ""Tan Dump Lord"" ...it's like his parents knew all along"

"I choked on a carrot earlier and all I could think of is that a donut wouldn't have done that to me."

"The worlds worst joke... EDIT: Thanks for the gold!"

"Did you hear about the drunken idiot who flew into a black hole? I don't think he understood the gravity of his situation."

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well... I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"Job interview: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" ""Honesty."" ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""