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Joke of the Day

"The worlds worst joke... EDIT: Thanks for the gold!"

"""LOLZ""? Really? Did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?"

"Michigan and Ohio fought a war over Toledo... Michigan won and Ohio has to keep it."

"Why is your paper blank? Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D"

"I've been reading a book called 1,000 sexual positions'. I've reached position 176 and apparently from now on I'm going to need a woman."

"What's the difference between the average person and a feminist? About 200 pounds."

"Pillow fights didn't last as long in the Stone Age."

"What do you call a black woman in space? An astronaut, you douchebag."

"Guy: If u won lotto, what'd u get? Me: A cat sitter G: To take extra good care of Sox? M: *pictures a cat in a suit taking care of me* Yes"

"Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head!"