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Joke of the Day

"When you call shotgun, but the police put you in the back-seat anyway."

"What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl? You talonted"

"My wife is a vegan. I'm not. I don't care if she makes more money than me. I can still say that I'm the one who brings home the bacon."

"I enjoy cereal so much.. I enjoy cereal so much that I started incorporating it into other aspects of my life. For example, I don't get blue balls, I get Grape-Nuts."

"What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !"

"What game do lesbians like to play? Clash of Clams"

"Getting shit done. Was my response when my boss ask me what I'm doing. And now I'm sitting outside of H.R."

"Hey babe i wanted to marry you but i had to ask your dad first and he said yes so i guess i'm marrying your dad"

"My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the N's justify the means."

"Are there any medium rappers? They're always big or lil"