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Joke of the Day
"How does a Jewish guy get his favorite beer? Hebrews it himself."
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"Every time my gf stays over we reenact the last scene from Titanic. She hogs 99% of the bed while I'm in the floor hanging on for dear life."
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"What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish? twerkins"
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor."""