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Joke of the Day
"Licked a frog once. He didn't turn into a prince but he did turn into an ambulance ride."
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"What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common? They both know how to throw a hoedown. Not my joke, just passing it on."
"What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel."
"How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!"
"What do you get when you cross the Queen of England and Prince Charles? Killed in a tunnel."
"Should I bring anything to your party besides pronounced social anxiety and no food"
"For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids."
"What do you call a Mexican hooker who doesn't charge any money? Fritatas"
"A man walks into a bar It was a metal one. He hit his head and got a concussion"