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Joke of the Day
"Licked a frog once. He didn't turn into a prince but he did turn into an ambulance ride."
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"What happened to the muslim who smoked weed? They got stoned"
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"Couldn't stop farting...so i went to the Doctors I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite"
"A guy tried to fight me for $0.25 I gave him no quarter."