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Joke of the Day

"I was in a taxi when the driver said.. I was in a taxi when the driver said""I love my job! I'm my own boss and nobody tells me what to do!"". I said ""Great. Now take a left here!"""

"""Normal people"" are the most fucked up people you will ever meet."

"What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated"

"Police men knock on the door..... Somebody knocks on door: Who is there? Police? What do you want? We want to talk. How many of you are there? Two. So talk with each other."

"*coughs like a maniac* *pretends to pick nose* *scratches armpit* Things I will do on the bus so no one will sit next to me."

"Pavlov goes on a trip... But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog."

"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium -old but good"

"Morning workout: Turn on treadmill. Untangle headphones for 14 minutes. Get frustrated, leave and eat doughnuts."

"It's days like these.... When a man wakes up, looks around and thinks ""Yup, times are a changin!"""

"I don't like how girls always want the guy to make the first move. Sometimes I just want to play as black."