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Joke of the Day

"A dyslexic boy was beaten up by classmates for trying to ride on the regular bus instead of the short bus. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Local mom finds cure to weight loss, Scientist are dumbfounded... at how gullible people on the internet are."

"The other day my friend was telling me I didn't know what irony meant... Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."

"JOKE - Boy and His Train Set"

"Threw some protein bars in the trash & now the raccoons are bench pressing my neighbors Great Dane in the backyard."

"Hi, Id like to buy a Nutri-Bullet, pls. Salesperson: Ah, nice. Off on a cleanse or health kick? Yes. *imagines drinking lasagna* For sure."

"What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber? A director's cut"

"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing."

"Everyone needs to chill the hell out about Roe V. Wade. Honestly, they're both valid ways to get across water."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal."