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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a centipede with no legs An amputede"
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"What's black and white and red all over... An interracial couple getting what they deserved."
"You know why it is that when a flock of birds fly in a 'V' formation one side is always longer the other? There's more birds on that side."
"I decided to play agar.io again... Now I hate my cellf"
"For Halloween this year, I'm gonna be a dish. Because bitches do dishes."
"Saw a man at the beach screaming, ""SAVE ME..I'm drowning"". I instantly uploaded his pic, captioned ""1 like = 100 prayers"" on facebook..!!"
"""Rolls Royce"" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef"
"what has four wheels and flyz? A garbage truck.....ha ha ha"
"Friends are like penguins If you stab it, it dies."
"Foreigner: I wanna know what love is.. Me: It's a feeling you get when.. Foreigner: I want you to show me.. Me: Ok, like wow. We just met"