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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the steak that had too much sodium put on it? It was assalted"

"My boss thinks that homosexuality is a disease, so I'm calling in gay tomorrow."

"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."

"A man walks into a bar Ouch..."

"I don't know how to tell my friends . . . that rather than hang out with them, I would prefer to be at home, alone, daydreaming about having better friends I would actually want to hang out with."

"I'm gonna open a business to wax chests with no pain at all. ...But can I really pull it off?"

"I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there's no fucking money in there."

"What do you call Nazis undergoing decomposition? Necrotizing Fascists."

"A police officer with integrity"

"Did you hear the one about the Irish boomerang ? It doesn't come back .............. it just sings about how much it wants to."